10 Things Guys Don't Want You to Know

We j#rk off more than we’re willing to admit to you. If you ask us how often we m#sturb#te, take that number and multiply it by 100.

Were we late to pick you up? Did we take a long shower? Did you leave the room for five minutes? We m#sturb#ted. Just assume that if we’re not in your direct line of sight, we’re m#sturb#ting.

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