15 Things You Should Never Tell Your Boyfriend (For His Own Good, And Yours)

1. That you think his ex is an aggregate bitch.

Your beau's ex is most likely a sorry excuse for a human—a furious cunt with awful breath and deplorable taste in apparel. However, as evident as it is that she sucks, it would be an error to uncover how you feel about her to your beau. Any negative remark about a man's ex, however precise, will undoubtedly be translated as envy or negligibility. So talk crap all you need among companions, however don't disclose the degree to which you severely dislike your man's previous fire when he's around.