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1. Secure a beer and wine holder to your wall, because the more opportunities to incorporate alcohol into your daily routine, the better.
Also, shower beers are a thing (in Sweden, at least).
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2. Exfoliate your entire back without straining your arms using a loofah-like band.
The coarser side is for exfoliation, while the smooth side is for polishing.
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4. Apply body lotion that’s meant to be used ~in~ the shower so you can step straight into bed afterwards.
You say lazy, I say smart. The lotion absorbs instantly, so there’s no uncomfortable post-shower stickiness to deal with.
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5. Stick some adorable snail and octopus speakers that are more than happy to help you rock out while you wash up.
Singing in the shower / Ladade ladada ladada 6. Or if you don’t feel like paying anything, you can just stick your smartphone into a dry glass or cup for a makeshift amplifier/speaker.
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You can also make a speaker using a cardboard tube and plastic cups.
7. Switch to a curtain with pockets (on pockets) for less clutter inside the actual shower.
Make sure that yours is tucked on the inside of the tub (unless you want a totally soaked bathroom floor), and if necessary, trim it so it doesn’t touch the bottom of the tub (aka breeding ground for mildew).
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8. Or opt for an anti-microbial curtain to keep bacteria and stains totally at bay.
The curtain is treated with Vinyzene, a proven anti-microbial and mildew-resistant chemical, to extend its life.
Get it from Hammacher Schlemmer for $34.95.
9. Attach an aromatherapy diffuser to your shower head for the nicest-smelling water stream you’ve ever experienced.
Warning: you might become so relaxed that you actually fall asleep. 
10. Or you can always DIY your own aromatherapy shower melts.
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Check out the tutorial here!
11. Invest in a genius tower warmer for ultimate post-shower bliss.
Pat your body gently instead of abrasively rubbing the towel, so you don’t exacerbate already-dry skin.
Get it from Bed Bath & Beyond for $79.99 (on sale from $99.99) or Amazon for $105.49.
12. And use a microfiber towel (instead of cotton) to minimize frizz and damage to your hair.
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13. Upgrade your non-tech shower head for a bluetooth one that answers calls, reduces noise, and has a detachable speaker.
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14. Or get a shower head with a digital temperature display, so you can step in at juuust the right temperature.
Because no one wants to be blasted with ice-cold water.
Get it from Amazon for $34.90.
You can also get a color-changing version if you want to shower in technicolor.
18. Hang up your rumpled clothes next to your shower to help release all those pesky wrinkles.
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Who has time to iron? Let shower steam do the job for you.
19. Save time by shaving and brushing your teeth in the shower with a wall organizer.
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20. Apply a gentle facial treatment that shortens your skin care routine down to a one-minute affair.
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Get it from Amazon for $34.39.
Aveeno has a cheaper version for $6.64 at Target.
22. Rub in some fresh apricot body scrub for deep exfoliation and overall glowing skin.
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27. And slather on (warm!) lotion as soon as you step out of the shower to maximize absorption with this heated dispenser.
Stay snug, friends.
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